Tushar Mangl

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS! Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - THE most difficult examination in India . Candidates are graduate Officers now. Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the...

Definition of kiss ------------ --------- ---- Prof .of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. Prof. of Accountancy Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Algebra Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. Prof. of Physiology Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. Prof. of Philosophy Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. Prof. of English Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more co...

Marketing Rules A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students: 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - * That's Direct Marketing.* 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him." - * That's Advertising.* 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - * That's Telemarketing.* 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - * That's Public Relations.* 5. You're at a party and...

Find your Personality: 1. By Name 2. By Month 3. By Date 4. By Signing Style --------------------------------------------------- 1. BY NAME ****** Does your name begin with: A? U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic. _________________...